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Written: ????
Released: 2000 on
'Cupid Is A Drunkard'
Notes: Based very firmly on Jacques Brel's
song 'Jacky'- "Even if one day in Knokke-le-Zoute
(Belgian seaside town) I become what I most dread, a
singer for women expiring, even if I have to get drunk
on mead to better talk of virilty to old dears decked out
like Christmas trees, I know that however drunk I may
be, each night for pink elephants I'll sing my morose
song about the time they called me Jacky - 'Oh to be for
an hour, only an hour, just an hour, sometimes, handsome,
handsome and stupid at the same time'".
Even if one day I go straight to number one
Miming to a song I've never even sung
Even if one day my management suggest
A tragic early death might be for the best
Even if one day standing round my grave
People drink champagne whilst their children misbehave
Ah my youth I'll still remember you
You who promised you never would
End up singing American
With a real plastic leather jacket attitude
And even if I should go
From town to town from show to show
With a hundred heavies all in tow to mind me
Even if the women lust
With panting lips and heaving bust
Till my songs are just a memory behind me
Even if my video
Should tell the kids to just say no
Then back stage after every show you find me
Sitting there quite happily
Taking all they offer me
Losing all my dignity
Even if one day I be
The Man from Del Monte